you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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