She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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