return my video game
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize