I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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