I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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