Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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