God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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