Sry I called you an 8
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The adults are the big ones right?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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