I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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