i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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