i think i have herpe
just one?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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