never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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