hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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