I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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