yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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