We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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