I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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