its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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