After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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