school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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