I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
The streets are paved with hand jobs