I need help removing her.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I wear drunk well.
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