A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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