Pappa wants mamma naked
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You pole danced in your parka.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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