Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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