i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
