I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
