weddingsv make me drug and hornr
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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