He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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