You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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