So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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