I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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