May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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