I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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