Already got asked if we're dating
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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