i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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