what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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