No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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