Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Mom said you looked used
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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