it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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