Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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