But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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