When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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