Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
tell me about the eggs
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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