i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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