Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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