I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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