11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm going to jail i love you
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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