so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We got so high we made milksteak
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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