i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
A+ Viking dick
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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