saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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