Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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