I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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