But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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