I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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