Duck Duck Cougar?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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