Say something about gay babies.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We’re leaving where are you
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